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Matt Damon And Julia Roberts Joining Brad Pitt In Mr. Clooney's Neighborhood? - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

Wow. Just how much money did they actually make off with in those Ocean's movies?!

Property consultant Alessandro Proto, who just coordinated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's recent multimillion-dollar villa purchase in Valpolicella, tells E! News exclusively that he is now helping Matt Damon and Julia Roberts find their dream homes in Italy as well.

"Matt Damon is interested in buying a villa near Villa Oleandra, George Clooney's villa in Lake Como," says Proto. "We are finding one f

Chace Crawford Does First Press Since Pot Bust - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

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Oh, the irony.

Chace Crawford walked the red carpet last night for his new movie, Twelve—doing interviews for the very first time since he was arrested for pot possession in June to promote his role in the flick, where he just happens to play a drug dealer.

While we're guessing any q's about his pot bust weren't welcome, he did say that last summer was better t

Mel Gibson's Arghhhs Of Rage - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

Another day, another Mel Gibson tape. And radaronline has just released our favorite one so far. Here it is, courtesy of Entertainment Tonight.

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That's not really fair. Oksana's totally setting him up. Her outgoing message says, "Leave your name, number and best impression of a pirate after the beep."

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Poll: Are You Fur Or Against Janet Jackson's New Ad? - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

Janet Jackson's famous for showing off her bod, but now she's creating controversy for what she's covering up in.

The actress/singer is the newest face of fur label Blackglama, joining the ranks of Hollywood legends Elizabeth Taylor and Diana Ross, among others. In the ad, a smiling Miss Janet is clad in a dark mink coat and cropped coif. (And for the record, she got to keep the topper as part of the deal.)

Though Jackson says she's honored to be a part of the Blackglama campaign, the Why

George Clooney's Girlfriend "distraught" Over Cocaine Claims - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:01 2010

George Clooney's pristine rep seemed in danger of being sullied when accusations emerged that his ladylove was just as familiar with nose candy as he was with arm candy.

And while Elisabetta Canalis and her Oscar-winning other half have yet to publicly acknowledge the testimony that connects the Italian TV host to a nightclub cocaine and prostitution ring, sources close to the duo tell E! News that privately, she is "distraught."

"I have heard that Elisabetta is distraught but that

Jimmy Fallon Accused Of Sexual Discrmination...by A Man - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:01 2010

Jimmy Fallon probably won't be doing a slow jam about this.

The Late Night comic has found himself on the receiving end of a sexual-discrimination complaint brought by a former stage manager who claims he lost his job because "Jimmy preferred taking directions from a woman."

Come again?

Read the complaint

In documents filed with the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and the New York Division of Human Rights, Paul Tarascio alleges he was discriminated against b

Ben Affleck's One-man Economic Stimulus Plan - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

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Could 2010 be the year of Ben Affleck? Last week we got a look at the awesome trailer for The Town (which is directed by and stars Ben), and this week brings the second trailer for The Company Men. Seriously, this guy's on a roll.

The Company Men boasts a slew of Oscar winners, including Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones. The ripped from the headlines storyline follows

Chelsea Clinton's Nuptials Deemed No-fly Zone - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

Paparazzi hoping to snap some pics of Chelsea Clinton swapping vows from on high will do so at their own peril.

The Federal Aviation Administration has granted the former first daughter and her hubby-to-be, Marc Mezvinsky, a VIP temporary flight restriction covering Rhinebeck, N.Y., ensuring shutterbugs will not be taking to the sky in choppers to buzz what's undoubtedly the biggest wedding of the year.

Maybe this is a job for those party-crashing Salahis.

A spokeswoman for the F

Mark Wahlberg's Career Hits The Pavement - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:01 2010

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Mark Wahlberg's entourage was out in force for this one.

Family and friends gathered today to watch the Calvin Klein underwear guy turned Oscar-nominated actor and TV producer receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in honor of his movie career.

"I'm glad to be here," said Will Ferrell, Wahlberg's costar in the upcoming cop comedy The Other Guys. "I first became

Dear Hollywood: A Refresher Course On Hitler - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:08:14 2010

So, you're a celebrity Paris, or a notable Jesse or a famous Oliver. And you're wondering: Say, should I have some fun with Hitler?

Well, should you?

Let's review:

1. Are you Mel Brooks? At the very least, are you in a road company production of The Producers? No?

2. Are you a character on Mad Men? Are you making a comment on our unenlightened past? Or—be honest, now—are you just being modern-day stupid?

3. Are you on YouTube? Are you posting, "Hitler Reacts to

Chris Klein Serious About Sobriety, Extends Rehab - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:08:13 2010

Some stars are trying to delay their stint in rehab as long as possible. Others are trying to prolong theirs. Chris Klein falls into the latter category.

Last month, after his second career DUI, Mamma Mia's greatest loss voluntarily checked himself into a 30-day treatment program to deal with his "disease."

Today comes word, as the end of his time at Utah's Cirque Lodge nears, that he will extend his stay in the facility.

His rep confirmed the plans to E! News and said he is doin

Matt Leblanc And Laura Linney Pimp Out Their New Shows—and We're Buyin' ' Em - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

It was Showtime's turn to parade their programming goods in front of TV critics today, and yes, they did bring the goods. We got scoop on what will surely be a new favorite (The Big C) and what might be a new guilty pleasure (The Real L Word). Plus, Matt LeBlanc returns to television!

But wait a minute, what about Dexter? Yes, the cast was here today, too, and here's what you need to know:

Because we got a whole crapload of awesome info (not complaining!), Dexter needs its own separ

George Clooney's Italian Ladylove Linked To Cocaine Scandal - eonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:09:00 2010

George Clooney's super-hot Italian amore, Elisabetta Canalis, has one super-hot mess to deal with.

The 31-year-old model and TV host's name has surfaced in a police investigation concerning an illegal drug and prostitution ring at two Milan nightclubs.

According to Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper, Karima Menad, a 26-year-old Parisian model-turned-escort, told Italian prosecutors about how she and Canalis partied at hotspot The Club in 2007.

"I remember taking cocaine with Elisabe

Team Lindsay: Who Needs Rehab When You Have The Lohans? - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:28 2010

Lindsay Lohan does not want any special treatment. Except maybe on this one little thing.

On-again attorney Shawn Chapman Holley turned up at the Century Regional Detention Facility Tuesday afternoon to pay yet another visit to her most notorious client and, on her way out, let slip a few peccadilloes LiLo has with her 90-day 22-day less-than-two-week sentence.

"She's a little upset right now," Holley said. "There is an issue concerning time between jail and rehab."

What, oh what, coul

Hulk Confirms Linda Hogan's Cougariffic Engagement - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:44 2010

Linda Hogan has apparently met her match—in a boy man 29 years her junior.

Hulk Hogan's 50-year-old former missus has gotten engaged to boyfriend Charlie Hill, and the news was confirmed by none other than the Hulkster himself.

"Hulk is very happy for Linda," his publicist told E! News, "and wishes them both well."

He does?

Linda and Charlie, who at 21 is a year younger than her daughter, Brooke, and two years older than son Nick, will swap vows sometime next summer aboa

Rachel Weisz Solves Coyotes Problem With Son's Pee - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The actress shares how she keeps coyotes from her chicken coop, saying 'My son has taken on this task and he is peeing his way around this fence.'

Actress Rachel Weisz has an unusual way of keeping coyotes from her chicken coop at her family's country home - she's enlisted her young son Henry to urinate around its fence. The "Mummy" star keeps a coop of nine hens and one rooster at the upstate New York home she shares with director fiance Darren Aronofsky.

And she admits the couple's four-y

Cybill Shepherd Helped By Psychotherapy Through Menopause - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The veteran actress is able to embrace her advancing age and deal with menopause with the help of ongoing therapy sessions.
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Veteran actress Cybill Shepherd has finally learned to embrace her advancing age and credits ongoing therapy sessions with helping her through the menopause. The former "Moonlighting" star became a sexagenarian on February 18, and admits she's been fraught with insecurity about growing older in ageist Hollywood.

But she's finally over her life cri

Miranda Kerr Allegedly Having A Bun In The Oven - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

The model is said expecting her first child with husband Orlando Bloom after a source close to her claims, 'She's definitely pregnant... Miranda's thrilled.'
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After having a secret marriage, newly-married couple Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom reportedly have another big thing they have kept under the radar. A source close to the Victoria's Secret model recently told Us Weekly that Miranda and Orlando are currently expecting their first child.

"She's definitely pregnant... Mirand

Is Madge Back On The Fags? - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

Looking like she should be lying in bed while yelling at Little Edie to feed the cats, Vadge is seen here directing her movie W.E. in the South of France today. I'm not sure, but that looks like a cigarette in her hand. Doesn't smoking mess with the breathing exercises she does during daily 15-hour yogapilatesvirgineatinggyrotronic sessions?

You know, Vadge has been hanging around Taylor Momsen, the hardest bitch on the jungle gym, lately. That explains this. I swear, that Taylor Momsen is s

Jakey Smokes Pot, Not The Pole - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

This is what Janet Charlton is saying anyway. Janet says that everybody needs to stop calling Jake Gyllenhaal "Jake Gayllenhaal" or Toothy Tile, because she has it on good authority that he doesn't like a hard peen on his tongue. According to Janet, he prefers a bong on his tongue instead. Janet says this is the real reason why his relationship with Reese Witherspoon didn't work out. From Janet:
"At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smi

Elvis To Live Again At Exclusive Screenings - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:50 2010

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Elvis has entered the theater! Fans of the Rock 'n' Roll King will gather at theaters across the country tonight for special one-night screenings of an updated award-winning documentary on Elvis.

Warner Bros., Elvis Presley Enterprises and NCM Fathom are commemorating the 75th anniversary of Elvis Presley's birth by presenting the Golden Globe-winning documentary: 'Elvis on Tour: 75th Anniversary Celebration.'

The film -- which f

Kanye's Back (and Tweeting)! Are You Ready For It? - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:44 2010

Kanye West is slowly working his way back into the spotlight after laying low for the past year—while we all rallied behind Taylor Swift to make sure she recovered from that VMA dramz. She did, obviously, so now it's time for us to make room in our lives for Kanye again.

He's really going all out to win us over, too! Earlier this week, the rapper stopped by the Facebook offices in Palo Alto, Calif. to debut some new material off his upcoming album due out in September. Just look at him

Lady Gaga's Poolside Makeout Session - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:44 2010

It looks like Lady Gaga's relationship with on-off boyfriend Luc Carl is anything but a bad romance.

After all, the "Paparazzi" singer was spotted by the, er, paparazzi on Monday using her poker face to suck face with him during a pool party at the St. Regis Hotel in Houston, Texas.

OK, enough with the lame song references.

Let's just say it's kinda nice for a change to see Gaga temporarily free herself from her wacky wardrobe to simply kick back, relax and spend some time not being Ga

Cheryl Cole Looks Happy And Healthy On First Public Outing Since Hospitalization - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The Girls Aloud singer banished claims of her frailty by facing the public for the first time on Wednesday, wearing no make-up, looking radiant and even having the energy to pose for snaps with fans.
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British singer Cheryl Cole has proved she's recovering well from malaria after making her first public appearance on Wednesday, July 28 looking happy and healthy. The Girls Aloud star was forced to take time out from her role as a judge on Simon Cowell's U.K. talent show "The X Fact

Kim Kardashian's 14-year-old Sister On Bikini Shots: Never My Intention To Be Provocative - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

Kendall Jenner has defended her beach shots which spark criticism since she is considered too young to pose in two-piece swimsuit, saying 'It was a beach shoot, and I was wearing beachwear.'

Half sister of Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, has spoken out about her recent bikini shots after critics considered the pictures too sexy for a 14 years old. During a recent interview with People, Kendall defended her outfit, insisting that she donned something she would wear if she went to the beach wi

Rachel Weisz Kills Chance To Work With Judd Apatow Following Slurred Meeting - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The 'Mummy' star admits that she hasn't been called by the filmaker whom she worships, believing that it is all because she was very intense about her passion for him during their latest meeting.

Rachel Weisz fears she may have killed her chance to land a role in a Judd Apatow comedy because the filmmaker hasn't called since she drunkenly confessed her "passion for him" at a Hollywood party. The "Mummy" star admits she's a big fan of the "Superbad" producer, and has been desperate to work on

Watch: ' ' 'Bachelor ' 'Pad' ' 'Cast ' 'Risks ' 'It ' 'All ' 'For ' 'Romance - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 08:06:13 2010

The single men and women of "Bachelor Pad" are competing for a $250,000 grand prize, but for two housemates it's not just about the money. ET has a sneak peek of the romance that's brewing in the house!

"You have very bright red lips," Natalie Getz, of "The Bachelor" season 13, tells Jesse Beck, of "The Bachelorette" season six, as she cuddles up to him by the fire, sipping champagne. "They're perfect."

Jesse shares his feelings for Natalie, saying, "She's a cool girl and there's really n

Casey Affleck Wants Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Resolved - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

According to his attorney, Amanda White who filed the complaint agreed to settle the dispute quietly 'in arbitration'.
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A lawyer representing Casey Affleck filed a request on Wednesday, July 28 asking for the sexual harassment case against the actor to be moved away from the court system and into arbitration. Ben Affleck's brother is being sued for $2 million by Amanda White, a producer on his documentary "I'm Still Here", which follows actor Joaquin Phoenix's attempt

Before And After: Drew Carey ' Comes On Down' 80 Pounds - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:06:03 2010

"The Price is Right" host Drew Carey has a whole new look, dropping at least 80 pounds!

Debuting his slim frame at CBS' Television Critics Association Party on Wednesday night in LA, Drew almost didn't get into the bash. The game show host said, "They didn't recognize me coming in here. I went to park my car and they were like, 'Whoa, whoa, sir, sir.' I said, 'I'm with CBS on 'The Price is Right.' I kind of blew by him and parked downstairs. One guy came up to me and he goes, 'I'm really sor

Julie Chen Talks ' The Talk' And Walks The Walk With Motherhood - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:06:03 2010

CBS News' and "Big Brother"'s Julie Chen is taking baby steps to master mothering 10-month-old son Charlie Moonves with husband and CBS Corporation President and CEO Leslie Moonves. She'll soon be getting the help of five other celebrity moms when they launch daytime talk show, "The Talk."

Without a doubt, Julie is embracing her role of mom at CBS' Television Critics Association Party on Wednesday night in LA. She beamed, "Motherhood has been amazing. My husband always says becoming a parent

Afternoon Crumbs - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

This isn't what it looks like! Those ladies are beauticians and they are simply feathering and highlighting Bon Jovi's dick bush - Egotastic!

Gerard Butler named as the spokesman for L’Oreal's new line of topical ointments and roid cream! - Lainey Gossip

Does Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend realize that a hot bitch with a yellow purse is stealing the spotlight from her? - Hollywood Tuna

ANNE RICE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN-AAAAH!!! (Read that in God Warrior voice) - Towleroad

Simon Monjack

President Barack Obama Answers: Does Mel Gibson Need Anger Management? - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:50 2010

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The ladies of "The View" asked President Barack Obama a series of questions, even having the president weigh in on Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan.

In a sit-down interview with Obama that aired on "The View" this morning, July 29, Joy Behar asked the Commander-in-chief, "Does Mel Gibson need anger management?" Obama, seemingly taken aback by the question, jokingly responded, "Let me answer that Afghanistan question." He then added diplomatically, "I haven't seen

Chris Tucker's Taxing Situation - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:28 2010

Chris Tucker should ask Nicolas Cage and Wesley Snipes about what happens when you try to screw Uncle Sam out of his rightful due.

The Rush Hour star owes more than $11 million in back taxes to the Internal Revenue Service, E! News has learned.

Quite a lot for a guy who barely works.

After a spurt of films in the mid-to-late '90s, Tucker's entire big-screen output since 1998 has consisted of Rush Hour and its two sequels. Though to be fair, those films have paid him quite handsom

Eric Johnson Cancels Business Program Plans To Be With Jessica Simpson - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The former San Francisco 49ers tight end reportedly drops his plan to begin a two-year course at the prestigious Wharton school in August because he doesn't want to 'leave her so soon.'

Jessica Simpson's new boyfriend, former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson, has canceled plans to enroll in a business program at the University of Pennsylvania so he can stay close to the singer in Los Angeles. The couple began dating in May and recently celebrated Simpson's 30th birthday with a vaca

Katie Price Thinks Children Of Divorce Are Lucky - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

Katie Price thinks that Harvey, Princess Tiamamameckaleckahimeckahineyho and Junior should all send her and Peter Andre thank you notes for making them the luckiest children ever by getting divorced. They aren't lucky because they no longer have to listen to the loud slurping noises Katie made when she ate on Peter's ass. No, Katie says that they are lucky because they now get twice as many presents and vacations!

On This Morning Katie told the hosts, “I think it’s probably good I split wi

''The' 'Defenders''' 'Jerry' 'O'connell' 'Talks' 'Fatherhood - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:06:03 2010

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Jerry O'Connell played Mr. Mom to his twins Dolly and Charlie while wife Rebecca Romijn went off to work, but the roles have reversed now that Jerry is starring on the new CBS series "The Defenders." The actor talks to ET about his family life and leaving the twins at home.

"My wife is very much about at least one of us being at home and the hours on these shows are long," he tells ET.

Though he says he does miss his kids, he says they're de

Escandalo: Obama Doesn't Know What A Snooki Is - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

Because Maury was booked for the week, President Obama decided to open the gate and feed the crazy hens on The View this morning. Obama said that he chose to go on The View, because it's one of the shows Michelle actually watches. But I'd like to think that Obama went on The View just to fuck with Hasselcrack.

Obviously, they talked about boring political stuff...blah...blah...blah...but then they got to the highly important news that American is really concerned with. They brought up a coke

Health Update: Zsa Zsa Gabor Getting Feeding Tube Put In - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:50 2010

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ET spoke with Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt regarding a medical procedure the former actress is having done.

According to her husband, Zsa Zsa, 93, is currently undergoing a procedure to place a feeding tube in her stomach so she can get the nutrients she needs.

A few weeks ago, Zsa Zsa was admitted to the hospital after incurring a broken hip from a fall in her Bel-Air, CA home. She has been at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center reco

Whose Lavish Italian Villa Is This? - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:45 2010

George Clooney isn't the only A-lister with an Italian retreat.

A certain Hollywood power couple has just purchased this stunning villa in Valpolicella, a hilly region in the northeast of the country.

The estate boasts 15 bedrooms (enough for all their kids!), a home cinema, two swimming pools, a gym and several jacuzzis.

So who's ready to live the dolce vita?

That's right, it's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new home away from Hollywood.

Property consultant Alexander Pro

Ricky Gervais And Pamela Anderson Delighted With Bullfighting Ban - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

Other celebrities who support the lawmakers' decision to ban bullfighting include Brigitte Bardot and Latino variety star Charo.

Animal lovers Ricky Gervais and Pamela Anderson are thrilled with lawmakers' decision to ban bullfighting in Spain's Catalonia region. The pair, both dedicated champions of animal rights, have long spoken out against the barbaric sport, which sees a matador kill a bull in front of hordes of spectators.

The British comedian backed the proposal by Catalonia's govern

Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough's Engagement Report Is ' Not True' - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

A source close to Cheryl has debunked rumor mentioning Derek has proposed to her when the Girls Aloud star was at hospital, insisting that the story is 'not true.'
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough might be getting closer lately but they're not planning for the next best thing yet. Report recently suggested that Derek has asked Cheryl's hand in marriage but a friend close to the Girls Aloud star dismissed the story, telling Gossip Cop that it is "not true."

The engagement story was f

Get A First Look At ' Yogi Bear'! - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 08:06:13 2010

Hey there Boo Boo, 'Yogi Bear' is coming to the big screen in 3D with Justin Timberlake and Dan Aykroyd lending their vocal talents to the cause -- and ET has the preview trailer!

In theaters December 17, 'Yogi Bear' features Aykroyd as the voice of Jellystone Park's most famous troublemaker, while Timberlake plays Yogi's faithful buddy and co-conspirator, Boo Boo. Together, they tirelessly scheme to separate Jellystone Park patrons from their lunches.

Based on the classic 1960s Hanna-Bar

Lady Gaga Played Basketball In 12-inch Heels - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

Her trainer was shocked when looking out of his office door and found out that the singer was shooting hoops in heels.
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Lady GaGa's fitness trainer knew he had a challenge on his hands when he first met his quirky client - the pop star was playing basketball in high heels. The "Poker Face" superstar approached celebrity fitness guru Harley Pasternak last year to tone up her body in preparation for her exhausting The Monster Ball tour.

But he got a shock when he turn

Miley Cyrus Does Not Want Bigger Boobs - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

Shooting down rumor that the 17-year-old star plans 'to go under the knife' for augmentation, a friend close to her says, 'It's absurd. Miley has never even considered it.'
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Miley Cyrus apparently feels good enough about herself that she never plans to have her breasts augmented. A source close to the "Hannah Montana" star has debunked swirling allegation that Miley wants breast implants, telling Gossip Cop "It's absurd. Miley has never even considered it. She's always been very

The Caption This Contest Winner For July 28th! - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

Gwyneth forces Chris to integrate yoga and urine drinking into their romantic, candle-lit dinners. - tellykitty

Runners-up:

Paris Hilton's last brain cell struggles to keep up with the constant demand. Looks like she must be doing something really hard this time, like opening a door or chewing. - perky

In his frat house days, Thomas Edison attempted to invent the jizz-powered Peencandescent Light Bulb. - WhiskeyTango

Dude, just break down and pay the fucking cable bill. - Deb

Whi

A Name To Remember: Antoine Dodson - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

The Crackhead Leprechaun of Mobile, Tallulah Bankhead, Toni Tennille, Lionel Richie and Nat King Cole are all bright shining stars who all hail from Alabama. Well, add Antoine Dodson to that list! Antoine is now an overnight hero after he stopped an intruder from getting on his sister in the middle of the night.

Antoine wants everyone in Lincoln Park to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their husbands, and hide their everything, because somebody is snatching people out of their beds. T

Nicole Kidman Embraces The Ginge Again - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

At yesterday's Hollywood Foreign Press Association Luncheon in Beverly Hills, Nicole Kidman showed up with her hair covered in ginge! Yes, I'm sure Nicole's weave was yanked out of a dozen Anne of Green Gables dolls, but it's still ginge so I'll take what I can get.

And for the first time in a long time, guests at the party didn't throw salt water on her lips after thinking that mutant slugs were attacking her mouth. So maybe Nicole eased up on her nightly ritual of injecting Antifreeze into

When Will The Mel Gibson Tapes Stop Coming? - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:45 2010

Are there really 30 more tapes of Mel Gibson yelling at his ex?! When will the world finally say enough and demand that the leaked phone conversations stop? We get it; there are a lot.

— Rebbie, Australia, via the Answer B!tch inbox

You don't stop art, dear.

And creative verbal abuse certainly has risen to an art form in recent weeks; who knew that one relatively small man could belittle African Americans, women and Latinos without so much as pausing for air? You may have moved on to o

Jennifer Aniston Horsing Around With Old Spice Guy - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:45 2010

It's official, Isaiah Mustafa, the towel-wearing star of Old Spice's cult-sensation commercials is an unstoppable force.

Already set to appear on Chuck and an upcoming Tyler Perry movie thanks to his phenomenally successful TV spots, the "I'm on a horse"-spouting pitchman has confirmed that he'll be appearing in the Jennifer Aniston-Jason Bateman comedy Horrible Bosses.

"It's a smaller role, but who wouldn't want to be in one of these funny, irreverent comedies?" he told the Hollywood Rep

Kate Hudson And Matt Belamy Looking For Love Nest - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

The pair who has only been dating for months reportedly is house-hunting in New York because her place is too small.

Matt Belamy and Kate Hudson are looking to buy a New York apartment together, according to U.K. reports. Muse frontman Bellamy recently confirmed he is dating the Hollywood blonde and admitted the romance is getting serious, discussing his "nerves" ahead of a meeting with the actress' mother Goldie Hawn earlier this month.

And the pair seems eager to take the relationship to

And How Big Is It When It's Fully Erect? - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

YES!!!!!!!!! Around this time yesterday, Gay Fish belly flopped into the overcrowded cesspool of fuckery that is Twitter! You might have been wondering why an auto-tuned version of the JAWS theme song (aka the anthem for Kanye West's ego) blasted in your head when you updated your Twitter yesterday. This is the opposite of BITCH BOGUS, which is BOGUS BITCH, which sort of makes sense.

Since Kanye joined Twitter yesterday, he has Tweeted a few pictures of his daily antics (above) and admitted

Eric Christian Olsen Joins The Force On ' Ncis: Los Angeles' - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:06:03 2010

Eric Christian Olsen got a phone call recently that made him jump for joy. After guest starring on "NCIS: Los Angeles," the hit CBS show decided to make him a series regular. He told ET at CBS' Television Critics Association Party on Wednesday night in LA what it is like on the explosive set.

"It's like shooting a 'Bond' film every week," he said of the guns, bombs, and action sequences. His character Marty Deeks is an undercover LAPD officer who is hired as a liaison for the NCIS unit.

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Mel Gibson's Latest Audio: ' I Just Want To Do The Right Thing' - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 16:06:03 2010

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In a new audio recording made public by RadarOnline, Mel Gibson leaves a much subdued voicemail to his ex Oksana Grigorieva in which he says he has concerns for her and the couple's baby and states that he wants to discuss "how we go further."

In the new 54-second voicemail -- which RadarOnline says was made the day after an enraged Gibson left dozens of expletive-laden messages for Grigorieva -- the actor uses no profanity, sounds drained a

Drew Carey Lost The Chunk - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

On the left is Drew Carey back in January of this year, and on the other side is Larry King Drew last night at a CBS event in Beverly Hills. Drew tells UsWeekly that he pulled some John Goodman shit by losing almost 70lbs in just a few months. Drew also said that once he cuts the excess skin off his body, he will throw it in the blender with some Crayons and make it into liquid eyeshadow to spread on Mimi's beautiful lids.

The National Enquirer reported a few months ago that Drew was trying

Emily Procter's Pregnant! - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:28 2010

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They must be over the moon down in Miami.

CSI: Miami star Emily Procter is expecting her first child with musician beau Paul Bryan, the actress confirmed to E! News. At least, we thought she was expecting it with him…

"Thank you, it's yours," she jokingly told us when we offered up congratulations.

As for now, the 41-year-old is keeping mum on a due d

Miss Behind-bars Pageant Semifinals: Lindsay, Khloé, Paris—and Michelle? - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:29 2010

Our pageant contestants have been busy since Round 1: Miss Guided Alexis Neiers got released from jail early—leaving Miss Understood Lindsay Lohan to hold down Lynwood's VIP block alone—while Miss Conduct Foxy Brown managed to rack up another arrest.

Sadly, neither Alexis or Foxy made it to Round 2...

The four semifinalists—selected by you!—are the aforementioned LiLo, Miss Stake Paris Hilton, Miss Communication Khloé Kardashian Odom and Miss Jail Is B

Kim Kardashian & Taylor Lautner: Eye Candy - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:45 2010

Wanna lick Kim Kardashian? How about Taylor Lautner?

Now you can.

OK, we kid. But artist Jason Mecier has created portraits of Kim K. and Taylor made entirely from about 500 pieces of—ready for this?—Red Vines licorice. Both works are part of We Like to Watch TV, a new San Francisco art show of celeb portraits by Mecier and his partner, painter Adam J. Ansell.

How much do the cavity-inducing works go for?

Way more than the price of a bag of candy. T

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reportedly Finds Love In Actor/director Alex Beh - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The 31-year-old actress has sparked rumors that she is in romantic relationship with the actor/director after the two were spotted enjoying a romantic dinner date in Los Angeles in early July.
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Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has found happiness with a new man - she's dating actor/director Alex Beh, according to a U.S. tabloid report. The "Ghost Whisperer" star, 31, has been single since splitting from her TV co-star Jamie Kennedy in March but she's allegedly taken herself off t

No Charges For Michael Jackson's Doctors - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

Seven physicians who had prescribed drugs for the late King of Pop will not face trials after an investigation was conducted.
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California investigators have confirmed seven doctors who treated Michael Jackson will not face charges over the singer's death. The state's Attorney General Jerry Brown ordered his Narcotic Enforcement team to look into prescriptions that had been handed out to the late "Thriller" hitmaker in a bid to find physicians who may have played a part

Lindsay Lohan In Jail Accompanied By Twizzlers - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:31 2010

The incarcerated actress spends her time behind bars eating candies and creating art, her lawyer said.
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Lindsay Lohan is passing her time behind bars writing, "creating art" and eating sweet snacks, according to her lawyer. The "Mean Girls" star is currently incarcerated at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, where she is serving part of a 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation relating to a 2007 DUI arrest.

And even though she is expected t

Birthday Sluts - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

Stephen Dorff (37)
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Josh Radnor (36)
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Wil Wheaton (38)
Martina McBride (44)
Alexandra Paul (47)
Tim Gunn (57)
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Mad Mel Goes Out With A Sigh - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

The end has come! Maybe. Possibly. I think. Radar has posted what could possibly be the finale in their Melocaust on Our Souls series. Mel Gibson surprisingly doesn't end things by screaming out the word cunt until even Lucifer sticks plugs in his ears and sends Mel a basket filled with the good shit, an enema, a jar of jacuzzi water, Sleepytime Tea and a Fleshlight in the shape of Eva Braun's mouth.

The rage pores on Mel's tonsils have finally silenced him and he tells OctoSana in his last

Hot Slut Of The Day! - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 16:07:48 2010

Simon De Pury, auctioneer extraordinaire and the mentor on Bravo's Work of Art

On every episode of this mess, Simon rides up in his velvet-lined carriage, holds out his precious paw to his white-gloved henchman and steps out to throw a few "hmmms" and "interestings" at the contestants' work while the news ticker in his head reads "THIS IS UTTER FUCKING SHIT!" But Simon doesn't ever let those words leap off his tongue, because he is a gentleman in every way! AND HOW!

This bitch is so fancy

''Eat' 'Pray' 'Love'' 'In' 'Napa' 'Valley' 'With' 'Julia' 'Roberts! - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:48 2010

ET's own Mark Steines enjoys the beautiful Napa Valley scenery with 'Eat Pray Love' star Julia Roberts, who talks travel with her kids and the feeling of carrying a movie for the first time in a decade!

"I never really hitched my wagon to something of this magnitude -- it's either gonna sing or we're all gonna die in a fiery burst of flames," jokes Julia.

In theaters August 13, 'Eat Pray Love' finds Julia as Liz Gilbert, a modern woman who, despite having a dream husband, home and career,

Sarah Palin Criticizes President's Appearance On ' The View' - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:49 2010

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Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tweeted her opinions of President Barack Obama's interview on "The View" this morning.

Palin wrote: "President with no time to visit porous US/Mexican border to offer help to those risking life to secure us, but lotso' (lots of) time to chat on 'The View?'"

A later tweet read: "I'm headed to border in near future... let's see how quickly his travel schedule will allow that border visi

Which ' ' '90210' ' 'Hunk ' 'Turns ' 'Out ' 'To ' 'Be ' 'Gay? - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:50 2010

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Earlier this summer, The CW announced that on the new season of "90210" it would be revealed that one of its three leading men would be gay: The three in question are Liam (Matt Lanter), Navid (Michael Steger) and Teddy (Trevor Donovan). Now ET talks to two of the guys to get their take.

"It is going to happen," Trevor tells ET, at the same time denying that he knows which of the hotties it is going to be. "I would be flattered i

Five Child Stars Who Didn't Go The Lindsay Route - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:29 2010

She was a working kid whose paychecks helped feed, if not fuel, her dysfunctional family. No, Lindsay Lohan didn't get dealt a winner's hand.

And yet while Lohan's life and career have spiraled downward, these stars have overcome their own upbringings—and child stardom:

1. Drew Barrymore: This much-loved star could tell Lohan a thing or three about growing up too fast with too much money and too little supervision. She got drunk at 9; did cocaine at 12;

Why Did Lindsay Lohan Get To Keep Her Hair Extensions In Jail? - eonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:45 2010

The only way Lindsay Lohan's going to lose her weave at this point is if she's involved in one of those women's prison exercise-yard fights.

But in case you were wondering why the actress was allowed to be locked up with her hair extensions intact, while jailhouse rules mandate that no detachable locks are allowed, we have the answer for you.

"They are sewn into her scalp and are bonded by glue so anybody like that—and there are women who come in with those type of hair extens

Paris Hilton Likes To Go Fishing And Hunting For Frogs - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

Despite her glamorous persona, Paris Hilton insists she is a 'tomboy' who is most at home roughing it at farms or shooting hoops.
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Paris Hilton has everyone fooled with her glamorous persona - she is really a "tomboy" who likes to play sports and hunt for frogs. The socialite is famed for her extravagant taste and jet-setting lifestyle, and has recently been living it up in St. Tropez, France at a series of luxury yacht parties.

But the reality TV star insists there is a more do

Open Post: Hosted By Chuck Bass' Field Of Chest Fur - dlisted.com

Fri Jul 30 00:08:16 2010

Here's Ed Westwick looking like he's about to pirouette and leap into the title role in Robin Hood: Gays in Skinny Jeans at a network event last night. Personally, I always love it when Ed Westwick shows off that he has more fur on his chest than Robin Williams has on his ass cheeks. I don't even care that he's wearing a plunging blouse from the J. Jill catalog. Bring on the chest pubes!

Speaking of pubes, is it just me or does that V-neck make it look like Ed's got the shape of an extra poi

Zac Efron Chats About His Visit To Strip Club - etonline.com

Fri Jul 30 00:06:50 2010

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Zac Efron was recently spotted coming out of a strip club in New York City, and spoke to Jimmy Kimmel about how he broke the news to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens that he was going to the risque bar.

The actor admitted to going to the strip club with his "High School Musical" costar Corbin Bleu. "I'm not really the type of guy that does that kind of thing very often, but I had this image of what it would be like," he told Kimmel. He added jo

Selena Gomez Too Sick To Sing—tween Nation Weeps - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 00:08:14 2010

Selena Gomez wasn't kidding when she told George Lopez she had lost her voice.

After turning up on Lopez Tonight last night with a Dynavox to do the talking for her, the Disney princess announced today that strained vocal cords have forced her to cancel performances at two state fairs.

At least fans can console themselves with chocolate-covered bacon and funnel cakes.

Per her official website, Gomez scuttled Wednesday's show at the Delaware State Fair (sadly, it will not be resch

Miranda Kerr: The Honeymoon's Over Already?! - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 00:08:14 2010

Well, that was quick.

Just one day after newlyweds Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom returned from their Caribbean honeymoon, the model is already back at work and looking busier than ever.

Yesterday, the missus—who's been dogged by pregnancy rumors after canceling an appearance next week and (gasp!) wearing a semi-loose-fitting sundress—was snapped in a skimpy tank, shorts and overcoat for a photo shoot at Milk Studios in L.A.

It doesn't look like there's a baby bump on displ

Paris Hilton Denies Nazi Salute In Saint-tropez - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 00:08:14 2010

Paris Hilton swears she wasn't heiling Hitler.

But a photo snapped of the starlet aboard a yacht in Saint-Tropez might suggest otherwise: Wearing a military-style hat, Paris appears to be mimicking a moustache with one hand while saluting in the air with the other.

Not true, says her rep: She was just dancing.

"Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances...and was scratching her face when a photo was taken," her rep tells E! News. "The hat is not ev

''Project' 'Runway'' 'Sews' 'Into' 'Its' 'Eighth' 'Season - etonline.com

Wed Jul 28 08:06:14 2010

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On Thursday, 17 brand-new designers join the eighth season of "Project Runway" to compete for the $100,000 grand prize from L'Oreal Paris to start his or her own line. But first, ET gets the lowdown on the new season from host Heidi Klum, who says her favorite part is seeing if the designers can actually deliver.

"Every time I am intrigued by who the designers are," she says. "When we do the big casting, you never know what they can do. It shows in the first two

Lindsay Lohan Begs For Family Time Between Jail And Rehab - aceshowbiz.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:10 2010

The court ruling said she would have to go directly to rehab after released from jail, something that actress is 'upset' about.
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Lindsay Lohan is "upset" after learning she may not have time with her family before heading to court-ordered rehab following her release from prison, according to her lawyer. The "Mean Girls" actress was sentenced to 90 days behind bars for breaching her parole in relation to a 2007 DUI arrest and she was admitted to the Century Regional Detention Faci

Mad Mel Outdoes Himself - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:13 2010

"Glum cunt" and "Smile and Blow Me" are both strong contenders for the tagline for the eventual Mel Gibson mini-series starring OctoMom as OctoSana and a geriatric Aye-Aye as Mel. But now there's a last-minute tagline possibility courtesy of Radar.

Radar posted a series of verbal barf bomb Mad Mel dropped into OctoSana's voicemail starting on February 18th, the day of they buried the placenta (not a euphemism). The first message pretty much sums Mel up for me. Whenever I happen to glance at

''Big' 'Bang' 'Theory''s' 'Kaley' 'Cuoco' 'Picks' 'The' 'Guy' 'For' ''The' 'Bachelorette' - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:05:43 2010

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"The Big Bang Theory''s Kaley Cuoco reveals that she is a huge reality TV watcher and "The Bachelorette" is one of her faves! She tells ET who she is rooting for -- Chris L. or Roberto.

Her choice for Ali Fedotowsky? "I love Cape Cod Chris," she tells ET. Adding, "I love Chris Harrison. He is a friend of mine, so every time I see him, I am, 'What is happening?'"

The fact that the relationships rarely last isn't important to Kaley, who says, "What rela

Angelina Jolie's Raunchy Pic Showing Drug Use And Breasts Surfaced - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:20 2010

A shocking image of the 35-year-old actress has hit the internet, showing her flashing her breasts with black tape over her nipples while wearing a dog leash around her neck.
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This week, Star Magazine has published shocking image of Angelina Jolie who is currently busy promoting her new movie "Salt". The mag outed the shot, which was taken from an unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton which is due for release in August, showing Jolie flashing her breasts

Mom: Simon Monjack Didn't Empty Brittany Murphy's Account - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:20 2010

'He didn't get much, maybe a few hundred dollars, and he paid off his debts with it,' mother of the late director said in denial of Murphy's business manager's statement.
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Simon Monjack's mother has dismissed claims the late screenwriter emptied bank accounts belonging to his wife Brittany Murphy following her tragic death last year. The Brit died in May just five months after his Hollywood actress wife passed away.

Murphy's former business manager, Jeffrey Morgenroth,

Model Lara Stone To Sue Playboy For Allegedly Publishing ' Unauthorized' Photos - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:22 2010

The men's magazine editors in France are accused of publishing Stone's photos without her consent as she says, 'It's not the kind of publication I would ever choose to appear in.'
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Playboy magazine editors in France are facing legal action from British comedian David Walliams' model wife Lara Stone amid allegations they published "unauthorized photographs" of her in a recent issue. The Dutch beauty claims shots taken by photographer Greg Lotus were featured in the

Zac Efron Parties With Lap Dancers - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:39 2010

Zac Efron reportedly spent more than $2,000 on lap dancers and vodka at a New York strip club.

The actor and two male friends - including his "High School Musical" co-star Corbin Bleu - visited Flashdancers Gentlemen's Club on Broadway on Sunday night (July 25, 2010) and stayed until 3am.

The "Charlie St. Cloud" star - who has been dating actress Vanessa Hudgens since 2005 - is said to have requested dances from three pretty brunettes.

A witness at the club told the New York Post newspaper:

Secret Music Star Marion Cotillard - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Marion Cotillard is a secret music star.

The "Inception" actress recently toured for two months with her musician friend Yodelice, playing a variety of instruments and singing under the name Simone.

She explained: "I was in Los Angeles last January, a friend called me up who is an amazing singer who goes by the name Yodelice. He said, 'Would you come to the studio? I would love for you to sing one of my songs.'"

"So I went down and ended up going from a background singer to being in a duet.

Aniston Mad On Mexican Food - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Jennifer Aniston would choose Mexican food as her final meal.

The actress - who is well-known for her strict diet and exercise regime - says the spicy South American cuisine is her favorite food and she would happily pick that if she had choose a meal to tickle her taste buds for the last time.

When quizzed on what she would have for her last meal, she said: "It'd be chips and guacamole, quesadillas, enchiladas and a big tostada salad - and nachos!"

But the "Bounty Hunter" actress is disapp

Aniston Wants To Go Traveling - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Jennifer Aniston wants to go traveling.

The "Bounty Hunter" star gets to go to lots of wonderful countries when she is promoting her films but has a special list of places she wants to visit by herself so she can experience the local culture without the pressure of work.

She told Stylist magazine: "I travel a lot for work but I need to start traveling more for myself - it's really important to me. You'd be shocked at my list of places I want to go. I want to go to India, Bali and I would lov

Jordan: My Kids Are Lucky Having Divorced Parents - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Katie Price thinks her children are ''lucky'' she is no longer with Peter Andre.

The former glamor model - who has two kids, Junior, five, and three-year-old Princess Tiaamii, with her ex-husband and a son, Harvey, eight, with retired soccer player Dwight Yorke - thinks the children benefit from having divorced parents because of all the extra presents they will get at Christmas and birthdays.

She said: "I think it's probably good I split with Pete when they were so young. I was about their

Diana Ross' Niece Claims She Is Michael Jackson's Illegitimate Love Child - aceshowbiz.com

Wed Jul 28 08:07:36 2010

Mocienne Petit Jackson is reportedly taking court action so she 'formally claim my part of my father's inheritance' beside seeking to claim custody of the pop icon's three children.
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Diana Ross' niece has come forward to lay claim to a piece of Michael Jackson's estate, alleging she is the late King of Pop's illegitimate love child. Mocienne Petit Jackson, who lives in the Netherlands, has filed documents in Los Angeles County Superior Court asking a judge for permissi

Actor Maury Chaykin Died On His Birthday - aceshowbiz.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:10 2010

The Harvey Weingard of 'Entourage' completed his 61 years living on earth on Tuesday, July 27.

American/Canadian actor Maury Chaykin has died on his 61st birthday. The rotund character actor, best known for his role in "Entourage", died in Toronto, Canada on Tuesday, July 27. He was believed to have been battling a kidney ailment.

Appearing in dozens of movies and TV shows since beginning his career in 1975, Chaykin became recognizable for his larger-than-life characters, appearing in "Danc

The Caption This Contest Winner For July 27th! - dlisted.com

Wed Jul 28 16:08:02 2010

Bobbing for Gosselins - Eileenie McMeanie

Runners-up:

The reason all the thoughts don't connect in Tila Tequila's brain. - Vern

Now we know what's in the Chinese RPattz unicorn forest. - atlanta pug

via FunPic

Ex Manager Alleges Brittany Murphy's Husband Wiped Out Finances - etonline.com

Wed Jul 28 16:05:43 2010

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Brittany Murphy's former business manager says the late actress's husband Simon Monjack drained his wife's cash reserves by about 80 percent before his own death last May.

The former manager, Jeffrey Morgenroth, tells People that as a result of Monjack's alleged irresponsible spending, Murphy's 57-year-old mother Sharon now faces financial uncertainty.

"There were huge amounts of money in [Brittany's] pension plan and bank account, and all of th

Elisabetta Canalis Implicated In Italian Cocaine Scandal! - dlisted.com

Thu Jul 29 00:07:13 2010

I guess if you have to be implicated in a scandal, it might as well be an Italian cocaine scandal, so Elisabetta Canalis has that going for her. Two snorts and a wipe for her! The Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera (via Radar Online) reports that Elisabetta Canalis, who is famous on this side for lounging on George Clooney's face, has found her name in the middle of an Italian cocaine and prostitution scandal dating back 2 years.

Two fancy night clubs in Milan were shut down recently afte

Carrie Underwood's Husband: ' We Obviously Want Kids' - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:05:43 2010

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Carrie Underwood's husband Mike Fisher is opening up about the couple's lavish nuptials earlier this month and what's next for them as a couple.

Fisher, a professional hockey player for the Ottawa Senators, told the Ottawa Sun that the pair definitely plans to start a family, saying, "We obviously want kids, but that's down the road … Now is not the time, especially with our busy schedules, everything we've got going on. We don't know exactly

Meryl Streep & Tina Fey Teaming Up For Comedy - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 00:05:43 2010

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Meryl Streep and Tina Fey will play mother and daughter in 'Mommy & Me,' a comedy to be directed by perennial Streep co-star Stanley Tucci.

The movie's plot is under wraps, but it promises to spotlight the thorny and funny sides of mother-daughter relationships.

Streep and Tucci co-starred in 'Julie & Julia' and 'The Devil Wears Prada,' and Tucci's directing credits include the critically acclaimed 'Joe Gould's Secret' and 'Big Nigh

Chris Tucker Owes $11 Million In Unpaid Taxes - aceshowbiz.com

Thu Jul 29 08:07:21 2010

Officials at the Internal Revenue Service claim Chris Tucker has federal tax debts since 2001, 2002 and 2004 through 2006.
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Chris Tucker's financial woes have spiraled out of control - the actor has been hit with a demand for more than $11 million in allegedly unpaid taxes. Officials at the Internal Revenue Service filed documents with the Los Angeles County Recorder's Office on Tuesday, July 27, citing Tucker's federal tax debts for the years 2001, 2002 and 2004 through

Jon Hamm: In Love But No Plans For Marriage - etonline.com

Thu Jul 29 08:06:14 2010

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"Mad Men" hunk Jon Hamm opens up to Parade magazine about past hardships in his life and reveals which family member closely models his character Don Draper.

In a wide-ranging interview appearing in Parade inside newspapers August 1, Hamm recounts the loss of his parents at an early age (His mother died when he was 10; his father followed 10 years later).

"Losing both parents at a young age gave me a sense that you can't really control life

Cowell Wants Cheryl To Stay Single - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Simon Cowell wants Cheryl Cole to stay single.

The music mogul has reportedly ordered the 27-year-old singer - who is a judge on his UK TV show "The X Factor" - to curb her rumored romance with dancer Derek Hough in order to concentrate on getting back to full health after recently been stricken with potentially-fatal malaria.

A source told Reveal magazine: "Simon has had serious words with Cheryl and gave her a list of things she needs to sort out."

"He's demanded that she puts her love li

Cowell Treats Ex Girlfriends To Cruise Holiday - celebritywonder.com

Thu Jul 29 11:20:40 2010

Simon Cowell has treated his warring ex-girlfriends to a cruise holiday.

The music mogul and his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy have whisked off Simon's former flames Sinitta and Jackie St Claire - who recently fell out in a very public online spat - on the $436,000 ocean trip in the hope the pair would patch things up.

An insider explained: "Simon dearly loves both Jackie and Sinitta but was fed up with their petty, schoolgirl arguments. He reckoned enough was enough and decided to put them toget

Angelina Jolie: Brad Pitt Is A "wonderful Father" - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 00:08:14 2010

They say behind every great man is a great woman. Angelina Jolie tells a different story.

"Brad is the word that makes it possible," said the Salt star during a Tokyo press conference when asked how she's able to balance both a career and raise a family of six kids.

"He's just a wonderful father," she adds.

Well, if this didn't put the breakup rumors to rest, maybe comments like those above will.

And if not, there's always Twitter…

Yep, it seems like the actress has

Tanning Salon To Lindsay Lohan: "we Miss You" - eonline.com

Wed Jul 28 00:08:15 2010

Who needs a legal team when you've got a tanning salon behind you?

Not sure if it's the support Lindsay Lohan is looking for, but New York's Beach Bum tanning salon held a "Free Lindsay" rally earlier today outside their Seventh Avenue outpost. A gaggle of professional bronzers (mostly young women dressed in belly-baring shirts and Daisy Dukes) held homemade signs reading "Liberate Lohan" and "We Miss You."

Beach Bum owner James Oliver, who held a similar protest when Paris Hilton w

Report: Derek Hough To Nurse And Move In With Cheryl Cole - aceshowbiz.com

Wed Jul 28 16:07:10 2010

Angst with guilt over their trip to Tanzania, Hough reportedly would spend a lot of time with the singer who just recovered from malaria.
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British singer Cheryl Cole can rely on the support of Derek Hough while she recovers from malaria - the professional dancer has moved into her home to help her back to full health, according to U.K. reports. The Girls Aloud star was diagnosed with the mosquito-borne illness after collapsing at a photoshoot earlier this month. She was subsequen